Sounds alright. I don't want any anchovies though.
Another great part of the game is where you get to design your own toppings and then sell 'em in your shops.

You're kidding!
Not at all. There's this wonderful 'design a pizza' feature. Spread out your tomato paste, add some salami, a few chunks of cheese, a splash of garlic and a handful of maggots.

Maggots? You'll be closed down!
Not necessarily. Your clientele are going to have diverse tastes - again, largely dependent on where you've sited your shop - and you've got to cater for them. If you don't, they'll start going to Rival Pizza up the road...

Yikes!
Indeed. Of course, if Rival Pizza are doing far too well for themselves, you can aim to put a fly in their ointment by recruiting nasty gangs to go and loiter around their outlets, putting off their customers. Or you can send in some well-trained cockroaches and then blow the whistle to the local health inspectors. Naturally, they'll be able to do the same things to you so you've got to make sure you've got your defences in place. And you thought the ice-cream wars were serious!

Sounds like it could be quite a giggle.
The early version we've been playing is a lot of laffs. It's very Theme Park and Theme Hospital, but hey! If you're going to plagiarise something, you might as well plagiarise something good.

* You can set up and run your own pizza business
* And make your own toppings!
* Plenty of depth to the simulation
* It's a good-looker too
* It's very Theme Park and Theme Hospital