Dear Future Gamer

Your electronic mag is a fine effort and one that I look forward to reading, week in week out, but I really must bring this sentence (which I found quite disturbing) to your attention. I spotted it in your review of DC Fighting Force: "Nothing beats holding a baddie while your mate slaps his arse with a length of pipe." Now I'm sure getting Julian Clary to review games for you isn't a good idea.

Malcolm Flynn

FG: We don't see anything wrong with it ourselves, Malcolm. Your imagination's getting the better of you.