FACT: When ants get drunk and fall over, they always fall over onto their right-hand side. We don't know how long this follows them starting to fancy really ugly girl ants, though. Pissheads, your average ant.

Glad you enjoyed the issue because there's more to come next week. All the best reviews and previews, of course, and all the latest news. We'll also be returning to the import scene with a round-up of what's hot in our feature of the week. This will be cool.


Future Gamer 69 will be in your mailbox on Thursday March 9.