FACT: There are more plastic flamingos in the US than real ones. Which, actually, shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who's ever been to Disneyland, Las Vegas, New Orleans, Disneyworld or any nightclub (note to self: research required on why American nightclubs are full of gorgeous woman in bikini's - or parts of - dancing on freezers of beer which they willingly dispense to clients with a cheery smile in exchange for a pre-determined amount of that country's currency. Why can't the clientele be made to queue six deep and be served by grumpy, middle-aged battleaxes?)

Anyway, the research will have to wait for another week because we've got another excellent issue of Future Gamer to craft. As mentioned on this week's Front Page, we'll hopefully have some exciting news to tell you about Future Gamer's expansion plans, so make sure your mailbox is clear.

Future Gamer 70 will be in your mailbox on Thursday March 16.