Edna: We'll have to put them in a safe place, won't we Doreen? As for you, Cinders, you can work though your lunch as a punishment.

Exit Ugly Sisters, chuckling.

Buttons: Cheer up, Cinders. I know a song...

Cinderella: Buttons.

Buttons: What?

Cinderella: Go to lunch.

Act 1, Scene 2: Lunchtime in Cinderella's office...

Cinderella: Sigh. I'm missing all the fun... It's not fair!

Suddenly a fairy appears on her monitor screen.

Fairy: Don't cry, Cinders - for you shall go to the ball!

Cinderella: But how? I don't know the passwords!

Fairy: That's easily fixed...

The fairy waves his magic wand and suddenly, though not by magic, a great list of passwords appears on the screen.

Fairy: Where shall we start, dear? 'Chicks with dicks'?

Cinderella: Tee hee!

Act 1, Scene 3: Later that afternoon in the office.

Doreen: Cinders! What on earth are you doing?

A red-faced cinders pulls down her skirts.

Cinderella: Nothing.

Edna: So you won't mind if we examine your hard disk then.

Cinders goes pale.

Doreen: I thought so. I'm afraid you're fired, Cinders, for gross misuse of company equipment. You have one hour to clear your desk.

Exit Ugly Sisters, cackling and guffawing.

Audience: Boo! Hiss...

Cinderella: Sob. Now what am I to do?

Buttons: Cheer up, Cinders. I know a song!

Cinderella: Sod off, Buttons.

THE END.