An FG Production

In association with 'Lillettes'

Cinderella

Or... Game Kid On Thin Ice

Starring:
Patsy Palmer as Cinderella
Brian Cant as Buttons
Melinda Messenger and Gabriella Sabatini as the Ugly sisters
And John Inman as the Fairy

Act 1, Scene 1: Cinderella's office...

Cinderella: Oh Buttons, I'm so bored of life as a website designer, but what else can one do these days? Sigh... I just wish someone would come along and whisk me away from this drudgery.

Buttons: Cheer up, Cinders! It could be worse - you might have a proper job. And besides, I know a song...

Cinderella: Bless you, Buttons, but I think not. Why don't you pop off and fetch the post instead, love?

Buttons: Oh. Okay... And look! What could these envelopes with 'Invitation' written on them be?

Cinderella: Oh my! They must be tickets to the Online Ball!

Buttons: What's that, then?

Cinderella: How should I know? I didn't write this crap.

Cue Ugly Sisters

Doreen: Ah ha! We'll take those!

Edna: Indeed we will. You didn't think you were going to get away with trawling the net for gratuitous porn on office time did you, Cinders? If you did, you've got another think coming!

Doreen: And look, Edna! These invitations even have passwords, by Jesus, to all the most disgusting sites. Cinders! You should be ashamed of yourself!