Dear Future Gamer

What on earth is he ('he' is Patrick Gannon, readers) talking about? I'm a secondary school teacher and I don't know of any 'innocent young minds' that need protecting from a few 'foul swear words'. Please, continue with what you are doing and let us continue having a good laugh at the expense of Paddy etc, etc...

Graham

FG: We've had a plethora of letters on the subject of Patrick's missives. Tremendous stuff, many of them beautifully written, some pleasingly vitriolic. I for one would like to congratulate Patrick for winding so many people up. Keep up the good work, son...