If you think the acting of porn stars is wooden, just wait until you see this site. Furniture Porn stars a number of chairs, desks, drawers and tables (some wearing skimpy tablecloths, some completely naked) in a number of hot, hardcore poses. Thrill to the outdoor deckchair threesome! Ogle the amateur chair section ("Lance, a virile overstuffed armchair, Debbi, a horny pink baroque beauty. When the owner's away, wow, do they play!!!")! The bondage chair really needs to be seen to be believed.

Read the disclaimer if you're of a sensitive disposition ("I acknowledge that I have been duly warned, and that I voluntarily consent and agree to view material, images, and text of an explicit nature that may be considered offensive, morally objectionable and in questionable taste because I am one sick puppy") and get ready to spend some time saying, "Phwoar, look at that chest! And those legs... mmm..."

And having a damn good laugh, of course, because this is one of the best spoof sites we've seen in a long time.