What on Earth are these cheeky chappies up to? Why, they're playing rugby! You know, the game that all the fat kids played at school? The ones who were no good at footy? Looks more like kinky shenanigans to us, or maybe WWF wrestling.

This fruity screenshot comes courtesy of Rugby 2000, EA's latest attempt at recreating the joys of egg-chasing for home consumption. What we want you to do is tell us where the ball should be. Just slap an X on the picture and send it to Andy Ashwin before Thursday December 9, 1999 and we'll pick out the best (or funniest) entry.

To win a randomly selected item of game-related tat, simply right-click on the picture and 'Save As' something. Pop the picture into your fave paint package, whack an X where you think the ball should be and save it out again. It doesn't matter how big the X is either - we might go and give the prize to the most ridiculous entry anyway. We just don't care.

Our decision is final and multiple entries will be melted in the oven.