What a clever bunch of readers we've got, eh? Some of you actually knew where Nepal is, while others foolishly thought we meant 'nipple'. Silly! Anyway, we were dead impressed by Clint Fern's entry (fnarr!), which, while not particularly original, is staggeringly accurate. Nice work, Clint - you've won yourself a lump of road and a copy of Urban Chaos for the PC.