We're sorry folks, but Game Kid is unable to provide us with some light, witty story, inevitably ending in some obvious gag this week. In fact, with your help he might not be able to provide us with any such stories in the future. This week marks the start of the Kill Game Kid Kampaign (KGKK). Unless we receive a total of £10 from you lot, collectively, by 10am next Thursday (February 3), we'll force Game Kid to write another of his legendary columns. If, however, we do receive the total we're demanding, we'll get someone with at least a modicum of humour to take his place. The choice is yours, but you haven't got long to think about it...

Please, please, please send any donations to: Future Gamer, Kill Game Kid Kampaign, Future Publishing, 30 Monmouth Street, Bath, BA1 2BW.