And so another issue draws to a close. We, the audience, leave, while you, the actors, slip away to remove your greasepaint. Or the other way around, come to think of it. Unless some of you really are actors.

Anyway, we'll be back next week, with a surgical clasp-bag of readable entertainment. Teasingly we open it a little to reveal a review of Grand Theft Auto London for the PC and the other part of J Nash, but then close it swiftly to retain that aura of mystery.

Future Gamer Issue 23 arrives at your doorstep, freshly laundered and carrying a bunch of flowers on Thursday 15th April. Don't stand us up, eh?