GK: I'm sort of going out with a girl right now, actually.

Doc: Really? That's excellent. Who is she?

GK: She's great. She's fit, dark haired, beautiful and she's dead rich too. We've spent some wonderful hours together recently. I think I may be falling in love with her - she's the only person I can relate to, really. We're practically inseparable.

Doc: This is great news. Is there any chance you could bring her along to one of our sessions?

GK: Of course! In fact I brought her along with me today.

Doc: You did? I'd very much like to meet her.

GK: Yes, I've got the disc here somewhere.

Doc: You've got the di.... what did you say her name was?

GK: Lara. Lara Croft.

Doc: Doh! I don't suppose you have any real friends, do you?

GK: You mean apart from Mario?

Doc: Humph... we don't seem to be getting very far. Never mind, let's try another tack. Have you ever tried word association?

GK: Is that a game?

Doc: Yes it is! That's exactly what it is, and this is how it works. Every time I say a word I want you to repeat to me the first word that comes into your head, right?

GK: Left.

Doc: Doh! We haven't started yet!

GK: Oh. Sorry.

Doc: Huh... okay... mother.

GK: Board.

Doc: Sex.

GK: Actua Soccer.

Doc: Doh! Shoe.

GK: Platform.

Doc: Shirt.

GK: Button.

Doc: Penis.

Doc: Joystick.

GK: Ejaculate.

Doc: Shoot.

GK: Doh! This is ridiculous, we're not getting anywhere. Go through that door over there, please.

Doc: Why, what's on the other side?

Doc: The exit. There's nothing wrong with you - you're just a sad bastard.