This week Game Kid nearly causes a disaster with some silly flight sim antics. Oh my, the results are hilarious...

The charter flight from Luton to Ibiza containing GK and a host of other beautiful people on their way to a must-be-at winter break had run into some turbulence. At approximately the same time, the pilot suffered a major heart attack which, via a set of highly unlikely but slapstick events, had led to him to fall and stab the co-pilot in the heart with a plastic courtesy fork.

"This looks like a piece of piss", commented Kid to loved-up DJ Slim FatLad as they peered over the corpses. They'd been invited into the cabin by pushing through the door and screaming, "What's all this? Can we fly your boat, major?"

"I can do this, I've played more flight sims than you've had pop-tarts, DJ Slim FatLad. This is easy." Shifting the more-than-moribund cabin crew out of the way, the Kidmeister grabbed the controls. "Watch this, Fatty!"

"Do you like, you know, see what I'm saying, like, erm, know what you're doing man, unnerstan what I'm saying?"

"Did you ever play Airbus A320? Flying commercial aircraft couldn't be easier. There's no-one out there trying to shoot you down, no missiles to worry about, okay so the HUD is nonsense but you've got to live with that. The basic point here, please stop hugging me, is that once you've got the balance, you're fine. Watch."