We asked you to spot him in our Spot the Ball compo a few weeks ago, and now we present the online shrine to the great man himself - Stuart Hall. The Church Hall contains some of the best football reports from the silver-tongued soccer bard, as well as downloadable wallpaper of the It's A Knockout star in full church regalia. You can vote in the Sin Bin (with Alan Shearer the current topic of debate), send e-cards and listen to the best footy chants around, with the chance to nominate your favourite to appear on the site.

"Bolton haven't won here for 91 years - the age of the meat and potato pie on which I splurged £1.60 loitering outside the gents." Genius.