Alan Ball OBE: the football manager with a high pitched voice and 1966 World Cup Winner's medal. But which one is he? Right click on the image, "Save As" something and then, Portsmouth fans, come to his defence by using your favourite paint package to put a crown on his head or something. The rest of you do your best to make him look as ridiculous as possible.

Mail your answers to Gideon Kibblewhite before Thursday March 23.

Usual rules apply: no multiple entries, and, er.. that's about it.

The winner, whose piccie will be printed next week, will receive a top gaming prize. Or a bit of tat. Probably tat, actually.