Ginger World Cup hero Alan Ball obviously continues to provoke strong feelings among our readership, if the weight of entries for last week's Spot The Ball competition is anything to go by. Of the best efforts, Alan Ball as Elvis by Richard Grundy deserves a mention, as does Natalie Westwood's picture of the great man smoking an extremely large 'roll-up'. Ian Pilgrim's snap of him bent over an extremely large cock also springs to mind. But the winner, and deservedly so, is Yotan Dorom's Alan Ball as Professor Moriarty. Well done, mate: a soccer sports mouse with mat is on its way.