Dear Future Gamer

I just thought that I'd set a few people straight by saying that Australia (my place of residence) has no television programmes about videogames. That's right - none. So I'd appreciate it if people would stop writing in complaining that they think all eight of their game shows suck. At least you've got some. Also, it would be great if you could stop printing those infernal 'my console is best and yours sucks' letters. They're obviously all written by insecure people who regularly pee their pants. Keep up the good work.

Phil

FG: You've got a point, Phil. We may moan about quality games coverage on television but at least we've got some. As for 'my console's better than yours' letters, we do try to avoid them wherever possible, unless someone's making a valid point. Whether they wet themselves or not.