Dear Future Gamer

It has come to my attention that many game and film producers do not know that C4 explosive is highly powerful and stable. There are too many films and games that use C4 because people have heard of it, and yet they fail to realise that it doesn't explode when shot at - it needs a proper detonator. I'm shouting to all game developers and film producers out there - IF YOU INSIST ON USING C4, AT LEAST READ UP ON IT. At least Metal Gear Solid got it right. So spread the word and impress your friends with your knowledge of explosives.

Keep up the good work lads, and next time you see some muscle-bound actor shooting C4 to blow it up, I want you to tut and shake your finger at him.

Daniel Mead

FG: There you go developers - C4 doesn't explode when you shoot it, so sort it out. Oh, and Mr Disney? Everyone knows mice can't really talk, so sort that out too.