Ho ho ho! And all that gubbins. We've got more Christmas-related jiggery pokery for you this week, starting with a relatively sensible visit to Santa's Grotto. Get your Christmas recipes, listen to Christmas songs and carols, post your letters to the fat man with the sack and get Yule-related jokes. You can send cards and even watch the seconds count down until Christmas...

To counteract all this happy family tomfoolery, we've got the truth behind Christmas revealed by the Reindeer Liberation Front, which reveals the details behind Santa's jealousy of Rudolph's red nose and his subsequent enslavement of the reindeer. There's a chat forum, a colouring in page, history and details of the fight against Santa, and even a gallery, featuring a certain Masked Platypus. Whatever they're on, we want some...

Finally, there's the Elves in Black site. Naturally this is a Christmas version of Men in Black, featuring the battle of brave elves against those trying to ruin Christmas, especially the rogue agent Elve'is, who sports a large quiff and resembles a certain dead rock star...

Some people have obviously already overdosed on the Christmas spirits, but stay merry, folks - only a couple of weeks to go!