Dear Future Gamer

Regarding playing games the wrong way, just one word: Carmageddon. Specifically, the Carmageddon PC demo. There was a lone granny (before the crap zombie rewrite) just around the first sharp-left turn. Standing next to a direction indication fence, she was in exactly the right position for a massive run up, whining, "I was in the war," just as you brayed into her at 200-plus miles per hour. The resulting mass of flesh, blood, oil and screams was a work of art, and my only problem was the lack of a save reply feature...

This had me rolling on the floor laughing for weeks.

Richard Bacon

FG: You lot are really starting to scare me now...