Dear Future Gamer

Last night's match was pump. I mean, the Argentines were throwing themselves onto the floor at any given opportunity, England looked shapeless and unmotivated and a bunch of louts were booing during the minute silence. How are we going to stand a chance at Euro 2000?

Spong

FG: Thanks for that Spong, we think. While we all love football, Future Gamer is actually more concerned with computer games. You're right about the cheating Argies though, while your comments regarding the England team seem a little harsh to us. The players reacted well to the 5-3-2 formation, including Dennis Wise, and David Beckham in particular worked like a packhorse. We enjoyed the match immensely and saw it as a fitting tribute to Sir Stanley Matthews.