This week we have mostly be saying (tongues hanging out): "Whaaaaaaazup?!"

Make sure you check our Site for Sore Eyes this week if you're interested in what the hell the above line means, and why the whole office has descended into juvenile abuse over the telephone.

On the gaming front, Soul Reaver on Dreamcast has been going down particularly well in the office, as have Wheatley's ISS Evolution German team, who have well and truly reaved Gideon's Italy all week.

As for Andy Smith, he can't half pick 'em. Certainly, his latest love affair (this time it's Close Combat 4) doesn't look set to become up close and personal. In fact, if anything, the relationship looks headed for the rocks, if not the hedge...

"It's rubbish this!" he exclaimed. "The AI's dreadful. And what's that tank doing? It's going round in circles! It can't even get past that hedge..."

No chieftain that one, it seems...