Dear Future Gamer

Okay, who wrote this? (From FG70's Site for Sore Eyes.)

"We also stumbled across a band called William Shatner's Pants. They're probably crap (hey, they're Australian), but still, it's a cool name."

They'll have to be punished or shot or something; you know, the usual thing. It's really not nice to make fun of Australia. At least we have good weather over here! And the Grand Prix...

Brad Lacey

FG: We weren't making fun of Australia, merely mocking its laughable attempts to produce musicians who have commercial appeal. Australia = good country. Australia = nice and hot. Australia = crap bands.