So who are you?
I'm Lucy Banner. [Lucy was, in fact, along with Stephen White to collect his Dreamcast.]

And what do you do?
I work in a crèche.

What do you make of having been dragged down here first thing in the morning?
I don't mind. It's something he really wants, so...

Are you going to be stealing it to play games yourself
I might. It depends on which ones we get for it.

Are there any that you particularly fancy?
Sonic!

Your bloke is here spending £200 on a console and not, for example, on you. Happy about that?
Well, he sold his PlayStation, so I don't mind...